{"id":1000,"date":"2009-06-27T20:43:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-28T03:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikebums.com\/2009\/?p=20"},"modified":"2009-06-27T20:43:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-28T03:43:00","slug":"in-the-future-well-be-free-to-pee-in-our-pants-ride-our-bikes-and-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/category\/2009\/in-the-future-well-be-free-to-pee-in-our-pants-ride-our-bikes-and-dance\/","title":{"rendered":"in the future we&#8217;ll be free to pee in our pants, ride our bikes, and dance."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We made it to Portland! Greg used all of his driving muscles, and in a marathon of vehicle power, we made it up here yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re already taking a day off to spend time with our friends in PDX. Portland is full of delicious vegan rueben sandwiches and I&#8217;m really looking forward to voodoo donuts. Ashlee has been showing us around town, and took us to the Multanomah County Bike Faire. We spent the afternoon watching a man in clown face in a chicken suit ride a recumbent, tall bike jousting, and a rowdy game of footdown that a 10 year old girl won. <\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow we&#8217;ll hit the open road and cross our fingers that we&#8217;ll have a tail wind all the way to Hood River. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We made it to Portland! Greg used all of his driving muscles, and in a marathon of vehicle power, we made it up here yesterday. We&#8217;re already taking a day off to spend time with our friends in PDX. Portland is full of delicious vegan rueben sandwiches and I&#8217;m really looking forward to voodoo donuts. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/category\/2009\/in-the-future-well-be-free-to-pee-in-our-pants-ride-our-bikes-and-dance\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;in the future we&#8217;ll be free to pee in our pants, ride our bikes, and dance.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-6"],"geo":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1000"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}