{"id":1159,"date":"2006-09-19T17:47:05","date_gmt":"2006-09-20T00:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikebums.com\/2006\/?p=98"},"modified":"2006-09-19T17:47:05","modified_gmt":"2006-09-20T00:47:05","slug":"this-bike-is-a-pipe-bomb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/category\/2006\/this-bike-is-a-pipe-bomb\/","title":{"rendered":"This bike is a pipe bomb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>as i was crossing the ohio river, i saw that it was bespeckled with ivory towers of hope, aka nuke plant cooling towers. I decide to document my proximity to so much radiation with my trusty camera phone. About half an hour later, as i was tediously crawling my way out of the river valley, i saw behind me the flashing lights of johnny law. That&#8217;s right &#8211; i got pulled over for taking a pic of a nuke plant &#8211; about six miles after the fact. The PA po-po never lose a bicycle riding terrorist. Lord help us if the bad guys start using mopeds or telephoto lenses. I feel safer &#8211; do you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>as i was crossing the ohio river, i saw that it was bespeckled with ivory towers of hope, aka nuke plant cooling towers. I decide to document my proximity to so much radiation with my trusty camera phone. About half an hour later, as i was tediously crawling my way out of the river valley, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/category\/2006\/this-bike-is-a-pipe-bomb\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;This bike is a pipe bomb&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-3"],"geo":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikebums.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}