Yous better check yourself before yous wreck yourself

6/30 Thursday

  • Hot riding
  • Beautiful rolling countryside down to lake – reminded me of the bodensee in Germany
  • Pub crawl in port wing
  • Local drunks are astonished and amused by the dumb things done by people on a show called ‘dumbest things done by people’
  • Got to cornucopia aka corny just in time for weekly town live music party
  • Shout-out to the whitecaps – men our age playing music for boomers
  • Watched local witch dance with abandon
  • Zach’s drawers were rescued by good samaritans with bad judgement
  • Camped at amazing spot 20 ft from Lakeshore
  • Took first dip in the lake – 5 stars

7/1 Friday

  • Bayfield was busy with tourists
  • Great bike shop right outside of town – unfortunately the attached brewery was not open yet
  • Greg nearly experienced death-by-hammock
  • Great little coffeeshop in Washburn
  • Took another dip in the lake, taking care not to disturb any fortnight birthday cakes
  • Great bike trail through Ashland
  • Camped at frontier campground/bar/grill/gas station
  • Had post shower nightcap at bar, but any conversation was inhibited by gambling machines

7/2 saturday

  • Rode to cute Finnish museum – learned that the word ‘sisu’ is only for Finns
  • Learned that the next town, hurley, used to be known as a wretched hive of scum and villainy
  • Picked up some Finnish salty licorice – yum
  • We just barely missed embarking on a life of sin in Hurley, thanks to the bike path
  • Crossed into Michigan – again, no sign
  • Began amazing 20 miles long bike path in ironwood
  • Met loquacious local who has mastered the art of comedic indirection. Met him several times on the trail – he cannot drive for medical reasons, so the trail is his lifeline. He’s never left the area, and is a local celebrity – he truly is ironwoods ambassador. And, as Randall would say, there’s some humor in that, if you think about it
  • Stopped at visitor center in Wakefield – friendly volunteer advised us that ‘da yoopers’ are not appropriate music for Sunday school
  • At pizza pub, met previous owner, who used the proceeds from selling the bar to buy a house down the street from where she grew up
  • The bar’s new owner is still figuring out what kind of wine “piƱot” is
  • Great ride through forest to campground on the lake – gorgeous sunset was observed.
  • Weren’t even bothered by the outhouses that were just upwind

7/3 Sunday

  • Another great ride through the forest
  • Another great swim in the lake
  • Another mediocre square-cut pizza
  • Met tandem cyclists on a day ride – one reviewed our entire route, and gave ‘no opinions, only observations’
  • Had ice cream in Ontonagon before making a delicious curry at the very nice town campground
  • Another great lake sunset

7/4 Monday

  • Wet
  • Wet
  • We both woke up to find the waterproofing on our tents did not stand up to the rainstorm
  • Everything we own was wet and filthy, including our souls
  • Added 20 pounds of water weight to our bikes
  • Soggily dripped into Syl’s for breakfast – towels were provided
  • Zach procured ill fitting pvc hazmat suit from ace hardware, which would keep him wet, dry, hot, and cold simultaneously for the rest of the day
  • Rode through the rain all day – it was quite a slog
  • Disappointed that beer belly bob’s was closed, along with the rest of the town of Greenland
  • Greenland’s fourth of July festivities appeared to have been washed away
  • Made burgers at convenient pavilion in Laird township – 5 stars
  • Finally made it to Baraga, where we had a hot meal, but they were out of everything from a busy weekend, including humanity
  • Decided that, rather than set up our soaking wet gear in the rain, only so it could get more wet, to just stay at the hotel where we ate
  • Celebrated our nation’s birthday in the best way possible – watching Independence Day between commercials
  • Absolutely destroyed the bathroom trying to clean/dry our gear